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So it has come to my attention that there is no digital copy of the legendary list of what has been called, “Steve-isms.” Steve-isms are seemingly random one-liners that come straight from our own beloved Pastor Steve. I started making this list back in 2008 when he created this random word, “Huccamucca” in the middle of a message. Since that fateful day, this list has slowly been growing. We love you Pastor Steve!

• What rhymes with yo and starts with an ‘N’? NO!
• What’s gas cost these days, 50 bucks a gallon??!!
• Anyway..I don’t know why i brought that up..that completely had nothing to do with the message!
• You came to the right place!
• Fee Fi Fo Fum, don’t mess with me or I’ll wipe you out!
• The 91 freeway will not make it to heaven.
• You can fool Gabe, but you can’t fool God.
• This guy deserves to get a boot through the goal post of life!
• I am going to put the hand of understanding on the seat of knowledge. (Spanking)
• Wouldn’t you want to choke the living life out of him? (Ahithophel, 2 Sam 21)
• You male chauvinist pig! Oink Oink on You!
• Get far away! Get very away!
• Not too many 65 year olds bustin out kids.
• Listen lady, You’re a woman! You’re nuts!
• If you saw Jesus you’d be like: Hey it’s Jesus! Whoa! He’s talking!
• I was an evolutionist once. I bought into the whole monkey man theory.
• How do you eat a cow? One double-double at a time!
• After hearing Greg preach for the first time I turned into a human Pac-Man and scarfed the Word of God!
• I run around like a chicken with my head cut off. Anyways.. But who’s counting?
• He had a sin nature. [Punch Fist] And I had a sin nature.
• I’m gonna go shopping in your house! (Thief)
• A lot of people are shy and bashful… I’m not one of them.
• Going to a boat dock doesn’t make you a sea dude.
• They’re gonna ask, “Where’s Day7?” They’ll say, “Steve sank it, its next to the Titanic.”
• Oh! I didn’t know it was my daughter. I couldn’t hear her cause her hair is short.
• “This food was sacrificed to the god of the rock!” Who cares, its a rock!
• How many times can you get scratched by a cat in one second?
• Where did that term come from? “There’s something rotten in Denmark?” What? Is Denmark full of rotten food? Do they not put expiration dates on em?”
• I love In-N-Out! But it’s not really In and Out, its more like Good and Slow.
• It’s a small world after all. No pun intended.
• Then my son took a dump on the skateboard! (He fell off)
• Goliath would pop your head like a zit!
• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
• You need some Holy Spirit Peroxide!
• You will stand before God naked.
• You know, I’ve been in life for quite a few years.
• I know the Lord is going to speak to him through you. (Introducing Casey Kendall)
• Augh! That sends the woolies down me!
• Come forward and I’ll lead you in a word of song.

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