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Hey Activate Family!

So basically, I have fully SLACKED the last few days (as Pastor Steve would put it) on uploading the Activate Daily’s.  I’m sorry.  I just wanted to let you all know that you are VERY important to me and I love you guys!  I’m going to continue to do my best to make sure this doesn’t continue to happen!!!

Love you and see you Wednesday!
Tyler

So it has come to my attention that there is no digital copy of the legendary list of what has been called, “Steve-isms.” Steve-isms are seemingly random one-liners that come straight from our own beloved Pastor Steve. I started making this list back in 2008 when he created this random word, “Huccamucca” in the middle of a message. Since that fateful day, this list has slowly been growing. We love you Pastor Steve!

• What rhymes with yo and starts with an ‘N’? NO!
• What’s gas cost these days, 50 bucks a gallon??!!
• Anyway..I don’t know why i brought that up..that completely had nothing to do with the message!
• You came to the right place!
• Fee Fi Fo Fum, don’t mess with me or I’ll wipe you out!
• The 91 freeway will not make it to heaven.
• You can fool Gabe, but you can’t fool God.
• This guy deserves to get a boot through the goal post of life!
• I am going to put the hand of understanding on the seat of knowledge. (Spanking)
• Wouldn’t you want to choke the living life out of him? (Ahithophel, 2 Sam 21)
• You male chauvinist pig! Oink Oink on You!
• Get far away! Get very away!
• Not too many 65 year olds bustin out kids.
• Listen lady, You’re a woman! You’re nuts!
• If you saw Jesus you’d be like: Hey it’s Jesus! Whoa! He’s talking!
• I was an evolutionist once. I bought into the whole monkey man theory.
• How do you eat a cow? One double-double at a time!
• After hearing Greg preach for the first time I turned into a human Pac-Man and scarfed the Word of God!
• I run around like a chicken with my head cut off. Anyways.. But who’s counting?
• He had a sin nature. [Punch Fist] And I had a sin nature.
• I’m gonna go shopping in your house! (Thief)
• A lot of people are shy and bashful… I’m not one of them.
• Going to a boat dock doesn’t make you a sea dude.
• They’re gonna ask, “Where’s Day7?” They’ll say, “Steve sank it, its next to the Titanic.”
• Oh! I didn’t know it was my daughter. I couldn’t hear her cause her hair is short.
• “This food was sacrificed to the god of the rock!” Who cares, its a rock!
• How many times can you get scratched by a cat in one second?
• Where did that term come from? “There’s something rotten in Denmark?” What? Is Denmark full of rotten food? Do they not put expiration dates on em?”
• I love In-N-Out! But it’s not really In and Out, its more like Good and Slow.
• It’s a small world after all. No pun intended.
• Then my son took a dump on the skateboard! (He fell off)
• Goliath would pop your head like a zit!
• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
• You need some Holy Spirit Peroxide!
• You will stand before God naked.
• You know, I’ve been in life for quite a few years.
• I know the Lord is going to speak to him through you. (Introducing Casey Kendall)
• Augh! That sends the woolies down me!
• Come forward and I’ll lead you in a word of song.

Hey Activate Crew,

If you have logged on to Activate Daily in the last couple days, you will have realized that the Activate Daily for those days had not been posted.  This was my fault, and I am so sorry, guys.  You are all really important to me, and so this won’t be happening again.

I love you!
Tyler